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Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
01/31/2017 at 10:24 • Filed to: Monster Trucks the movie not the trucks

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Saw this movie with my son and he loved it. This is a lovely story of Heath Ledger 2.0 working in a scrapyard and fabricating his teal whatever truck. Don’t get me wrong the truck is cool and is powered by a monster literally.

As a car guy I can’t really get over the fact that every vehicle, with few exceptions, are FCA products. The mom drives a Neon and the sheriff has a Jeep.

There’s a bunch of fabrication and a bro truck is sacrificed for the greater good to produce these things.

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It’s really hard to find pictures probably because of how generic the title of the movie is. WTF do I even search for? Monster truck movie trucks?

Anyways, if you like Dodges, fabrication and tentaclly monster based power plants in said Dodges you’ll love this movie.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > CalzoneGolem
01/31/2017 at 10:31

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Fun fact - this movie will NEVER make a profit since they spent something like 150 million + to make it. Also it was a pitch from some executive’s 8 year old son (or 7 year old or 9.....something like that).


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
01/31/2017 at 10:34

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$150 million on what? Dodge RAMs and Danny Glover?


Kinja'd!!! Flyboy is FAA certified insane > CalzoneGolem
01/31/2017 at 10:35

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FCA has been doing this for a little while now. But I’ve Just recently noticed that it’s like EVERY TV show or movie. I guess subliminal marketing is good enough.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > CalzoneGolem
01/31/2017 at 10:38

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CGI everything.

Also I was wrong, it was only 125 million.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Flyboy is FAA certified insane
01/31/2017 at 10:40

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It’s more noticeable in a movie where the trucks are actual characters I guess.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem
01/31/2017 at 10:54

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The mom drives a Neon 

Not sure if that’s sponsoring or shaming.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit
01/31/2017 at 10:56

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Why not both?


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > CalzoneGolem
01/31/2017 at 10:58

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WTF do I even search for? Monster truck movie trucks?

Adding “2017” as a search term helps. And there’s always IMCDB ...


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Urambo Tauro
01/31/2017 at 11:04

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I went to IMCDB first and they had shit pictures.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > CalzoneGolem
01/31/2017 at 11:10

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Yeah, there’s not much there yet.


Kinja'd!!! Laurence > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
01/31/2017 at 11:18

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‘Only’


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CalzoneGolem
01/31/2017 at 11:42

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I still really like the Idea of this movie dispite terrible reviews, but I’m for sure going to wait it’ll it hits the video rental. Heck in a year it’ll be a free kids movie at Family Video.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CalzoneGolem
01/31/2017 at 11:42

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I still really like the Idea of this movie dispite terrible reviews, but I’m for sure going to wait it’ll it hits the video rental. Heck in a year it’ll be a free kids movie at Family Video.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
01/31/2017 at 11:51

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I think it is a pretty good kids movie. I’m not sure what these reviewers were expecting.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CalzoneGolem
01/31/2017 at 12:44

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Exactly. Sure it’s a cheesy kids movie, but that’s what it’s meant to be.